torsos: i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via tat-art)
Bit of a bummer I'd say, 'ol chap.
feline-fronted: You’re making me feel happy. It’s weird and i don’t think its punk.
darrynek: are you a traffic sign because stop
ME THREE MINUTES INTO WORKING OUT
soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
talking to person u like a lot and u feel like ur annoying them
epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
A PROBLEM I FACE ON A REGULAR BASIS
Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.– William Shakespeare (via expiry)
Making a silly face
whatshouldwecallme: Some girls: Me:
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
vendemiaires: adele wins an oscar a distance scream is heard she’s not even an actress leo cries
I hate you.
iseewhatyoudidier: IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS GIF
h0odrich: mom: where are you going its almost midnight me: out
photoshoppedreality: hussiescondensedevil: eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
janersm: sexting-inchurch: beautilation: banasmagiccastle: sarcasminc: arigoato: funny text posts arent my Puns like that could get you in give it a Yeah I think the joke might be falling This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m handling this situation all wrong. A situation I shouldn’t have gotten myself into in the first place. Now I’m going to screw things up even more than I already did. Shits going to end up exactly like it did last time. I see it all unfolding before me and yet I do nothing about it. Nothing to prevent. Nothing to stop it. Man, I’m...