May 2013
15 posts
torsos:
i don’t give blowjobs i give blowcareers
“I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...”
– Oscar Wilde (via tat-art)
Bit of a bummer I'd say, 'ol chap.
feline-fronted:
You’re making me feel happy. It’s weird and i don’t think its punk.
darrynek:
are you a traffic sign because stop
ME THREE MINUTES INTO WORKING OUT
howdoiputthisgently:
soselfimportant:
4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
April 2013
10 posts
talking to person u like a lot and u feel like ur annoying them
epicluna:
the-221st-doctor:
Mom, Dad….. I’m French
the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
A PROBLEM I FACE ON A REGULAR BASIS
howdoiputthisgently:
“Your lips are like wine, and I want to get drunk.”
– William Shakespeare (via expiry)
Making a silly face
whatshouldwecallme:
Some girls:
Me:
you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
February 2013
25 posts
vendemiaires:
adele wins an oscar
a distance scream is heard
she’s not even an actress leo cries
I hate you.
iseewhatyoudidier:
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS GIF
h0odrich:
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
me: out
photoshoppedreality:
hussiescondensedevil:
eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours later you absorb its essence and transform it in energy just wow
That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.
janersm:
sexting-inchurch:
beautilation:
banasmagiccastle:
sarcasminc:
arigoato:
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
give it a
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that
I don’t know what I’m doing. I’m handling this situation all wrong. A situation I shouldn’t have gotten myself into in the first place. Now I’m going to screw things up even more than I already did. Shits going to end up exactly like it did last time. I see it all unfolding before me and yet I do nothing about it. Nothing to prevent. Nothing to stop it. Man, I’m...
